dumb blonde jokes

[devilbottles]

post all your dumb blonde jokes here!

how do you kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were going to swim across the english channel. the redhead made it a quarter of the way and drowned, and the brunette made it halfway across and then drowned. then, the blonde swam three quarters of the way across, but turned around and swam back cause she thought she couldn't make it.

eleven people were hanging by their hands from a rope, and ten of them were blondes. one person had to jump off and fall to their death, or the rope would snap and they all would. the not blonde decided to go. after she gave a long and touching speech, all the blondes started clapping.

once, i knew a blonde who...
...called me to get my phone number
...tried to drown a fish
...thought a quarterback was a refund
...stared at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
...tried to kill a crow by throwing it off a cliff

[Lonely-Banjo]

Blond jokes are the best!

There were three mums, A blond, Red head and a brunette.
they were all talking about the problems there daughters had.
"My daughter smokes.. Im so disappointed" the redhead said.
"well My daughter drinks! I found beer under her bed.." The brunette said.
And the Blond Mum said "Yea well, I found a condom under my daughters bed.. I can't believe she has a Pen!s..

[devilbottles]

ha. that's funny.

[icedark]

Isn't that kind of... harsh? I mean I'm a blonde, and although I don't think it's prejudice, not many blondes will think it's funny, it'll probably hurt someone. Just be careful of these kinds of jokes and don't make them too offencive.

[D_Kaz]

ok, this isn't offensive, it's actually funny.

two blondes walk into a building


you would have thought one of them would of seen it.

[Ris Grestar]

XD yup, not offensive =D

[Lonely-Banjo]

"ok, this isn't offensive, it's actually funny.

two blondes walk into a building


you would have thought one of them would of seen it."

I heard that one today xD

And there just stereotypes, And stereotypes are funny

Old lady 1: Did you hear the news?
old lady 2: Oh, No i dident, what is it?
Old lady 1: A blond lady died today.
old lady 2: Oh, Thats sad.. How?
old lady 1: She died raking leaves
Old lady 2: But how can you die raking leaves?
old lady 1: She fell out of the tree.

[D_Kaz]

ok. this is funny

one day, a blonde is walking home from the shops, with a bag of melons
this guy comes up to her and goes "can i have your melons"
she replies, "sure, if you guess how many are in this bag, i'll let you have BOTH of them"

lols.

[Lonely-Banjo]

Lol, Hilarious!

Now heres a good one..

There was a blond, Brunet and a red head.
They were all running away from the cops, And there was three sacks.
The Brunet jumped into a sack that said cat.
The red head jumped into a sack that said dog
And the blonde jumped into one that said potato's
one police kicked the bag with the brunet inside, so the brunet said "Meow! Meow!"
Te other police then kicked the red heads sack, So she yelled "WOOF WOOF!"
They then kicked the blondes bag, so she yelled "Potato! potato!"

[Ris Grestar]

D_Kaz, that one was hilarious XD ......POTATO!! XDXD =)

[guest]

2 blondes had just come out of a meeting and they couldn't find there keys. heres there conversation;
B 1: where are the keys?
B 2: I don't know but we better find them cause its starting to rain
B 1: yea,and I don't want the seats to get wet.

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