Post by Lonely-Banjo on May 21, 2007 3:42:02 GMT -5
Introduction
Im Not to sure if people here Have played conker: Live and Reloaded, you might get it if you've played CBFD.
Im putting the original Version Here But It does has cussing. (very little mind you)
Im editing this one since i know members here arnt big Fans of swearing (But points to a couple )
I advise you to play this game, T'is a good one (online enabled)
And Up to the story
Chapter 1:
There were 3 squirrel soulders, All heading into the Dead end of war, Gary Craige, John O'riely and Mathew Johnson.
"I don't know why you dragged me into this" John said.
"Well, It wasent exactly what I had in mind" Gary replyed.
"Yea well, Thats what you expect in war, It's not all going to have fairy's at the end is it now?" Mathew Shouted as the bullets Roared pass there heads and hit metal Pipes around them.
Gary, john and Mathew were great friends in high school, and had always stuck by each others side, and in this case it was for life and death.
"Take Cover!!" John yelled as a grenade Launched Past them.
The grenade was so intense that John was blown backwards into the war zone.
"John!!" Gary and Mathew yelled across the dim plains to John.
Tediz Started to Surround John, and smacked him with the end of there Guns.
"get up you Peice of Dirt!" Yelled a Tedi straight at the Face of John.
As john struggled to get up and gain strength, the Tediz would kick him in the gut.
"Arrgh!" John yelled as the tediz sharp claws dug into his stomache.
"Hahaha, Look at the weakling cry" A tedi said as he held john through and aimed him gun at his face.
John clenched the tediz Hand and Peered through his Scared, left eye.
Mathew and Gary looked in horror as there friend was being spat on.
"SteeBieoh, gahazmaphar!" The biggest teddi yelled.
The Tediz then dragged Jonn into the darkness inside the entrance of the Tediz torture Chamber.
Mathew and Gary closed there eyes as screaming was heard dimly from the torture chamber.
"C'mon! Now's our chance to make a run for it, lets get the hell out'a here!" Gary yelled.
"No! Not without John!" Mathew Replied.
"Lets at least get out of these God darn pipes" Gary insisted.
As Gary and Mathew sprinted out and Jumped up onto the roof of the torture chamber.
They heard Grunts and growls of the tediz and screaming from there friend, John.
The Tediz traveled out of the torture chamber without John, And patrolled Fortress Deux.
The worst was thought for John...
Chapter 2:
The SHC back up squad were on there way to Fortress Deux, While Gary and Mathew crouched and begged for there lives.
The Tediz were Still taking over the fortress, all the entrences were blocked by Barricades and Dedinated with activation bombs.
"these guys have gotta die! We've killed them once and we'll do it again!!" Gary said quietly to Mathew.
"are you crazy!? There's at least 50 or so of them, and 2 of us!" Mathew shouted back.
As the Tediz Heared Mathew shout, Gary had already pulled out his Sturm 21.
"Eat led Mother Buzzer!" he shouted as the furiously shot around the battle field.
"I'll help ya' buddy!!" Mathew shouted as he threw a Grenade.
The Grenade explosion tossed sevel tediz down to the Bank of the Fortress.
"Score!! Score!" Mathew yelled.
But as the Mathew and Gary Shot the tediz, a hidden grunt was aiming through his scope directly at Gary.
The Tediz had his finger on the trigger and was sweating with exitment.
"3.. 2..1.." The Tedi said glaring at gary through the scope.
He was about to pull the Trigger but the SHC stormed in and shot the Tedi.
The Tedi gasped for Air, "Tick Tock.." He said while staring at the SHC back up squad.
The Tedi Glanced at The SHC General and held out a pad with a red button on it.
He click the button and The Torture chamber roof Ticked.
"No!!" The General Shouted as he ran up to the Tedi, "Stupid Mother Bucket!" The General Yelled while kicking the Tedi in the head, killing him instantly..
"uh.. Gary!!!" Mathew Yelled while pointing to a hidden Bomb.
The bomb Began to Tick faster and Mathew and Gary's eye's Widened as they knew this would be the end.
"oh.. Sh" Gary Began.
The Torture chamber roof Blew up, And a massive explosion was seen across the whole Battle field.
Unbelievably Gary and Mathew survived the Explosion, they were Tossed into the air But still alive.
"AAARRRGH!!" They both yelled as they were about to crash down on the hard concrete floor of the Torture Chamber.
As they fell, There life flashed before there eye's.
They crashed into a pile of crates, and straight threw the floor.
They began to fall even more, and Gary Slowly became uncontios.
They crashed on some Mud, And lay there for 20 minutes before coming contious again.
"I would of thought we would've died..." Gary said Dopish.
"I would've too" john said as he jumped down and landed on the Mud.
"John!" Mathew said slowly.
"Yep, The SHC went to my side ASAP, they made this new thing called Self Heal, pretty sick ey?" John Said Smoothly.
John then raced over to gary, And healed him.
"Urrgh" Gary Yelped as the Needle went into him.
"It's so fast even the needle hole will heal soon!" John Said as the jumped over to Mathew.
As the three were re-united, They got up and Tried to find a way out.
"There's no way out!" Mathew shouted.
"Thats what Grenades are for! .. And blowing up people.. FIRE IN THE HOLE!" John yelled as he pelted the grenade at a wall.
As the wall cracked, Gary Kick it, Forcing it to collapse.
There eye's widened as they stared at not an exit, But a portal...
Im Not to sure if people here Have played conker: Live and Reloaded, you might get it if you've played CBFD.
Im putting the original Version Here But It does has cussing. (very little mind you)
Im editing this one since i know members here arnt big Fans of swearing (But points to a couple )
I advise you to play this game, T'is a good one (online enabled)
And Up to the story
Chapter 1:
There were 3 squirrel soulders, All heading into the Dead end of war, Gary Craige, John O'riely and Mathew Johnson.
"I don't know why you dragged me into this" John said.
"Well, It wasent exactly what I had in mind" Gary replyed.
"Yea well, Thats what you expect in war, It's not all going to have fairy's at the end is it now?" Mathew Shouted as the bullets Roared pass there heads and hit metal Pipes around them.
Gary, john and Mathew were great friends in high school, and had always stuck by each others side, and in this case it was for life and death.
"Take Cover!!" John yelled as a grenade Launched Past them.
The grenade was so intense that John was blown backwards into the war zone.
"John!!" Gary and Mathew yelled across the dim plains to John.
Tediz Started to Surround John, and smacked him with the end of there Guns.
"get up you Peice of Dirt!" Yelled a Tedi straight at the Face of John.
As john struggled to get up and gain strength, the Tediz would kick him in the gut.
"Arrgh!" John yelled as the tediz sharp claws dug into his stomache.
"Hahaha, Look at the weakling cry" A tedi said as he held john through and aimed him gun at his face.
John clenched the tediz Hand and Peered through his Scared, left eye.
Mathew and Gary looked in horror as there friend was being spat on.
"SteeBieoh, gahazmaphar!" The biggest teddi yelled.
The Tediz then dragged Jonn into the darkness inside the entrance of the Tediz torture Chamber.
Mathew and Gary closed there eyes as screaming was heard dimly from the torture chamber.
"C'mon! Now's our chance to make a run for it, lets get the hell out'a here!" Gary yelled.
"No! Not without John!" Mathew Replied.
"Lets at least get out of these God darn pipes" Gary insisted.
As Gary and Mathew sprinted out and Jumped up onto the roof of the torture chamber.
They heard Grunts and growls of the tediz and screaming from there friend, John.
The Tediz traveled out of the torture chamber without John, And patrolled Fortress Deux.
The worst was thought for John...
Chapter 2:
The SHC back up squad were on there way to Fortress Deux, While Gary and Mathew crouched and begged for there lives.
The Tediz were Still taking over the fortress, all the entrences were blocked by Barricades and Dedinated with activation bombs.
"these guys have gotta die! We've killed them once and we'll do it again!!" Gary said quietly to Mathew.
"are you crazy!? There's at least 50 or so of them, and 2 of us!" Mathew shouted back.
As the Tediz Heared Mathew shout, Gary had already pulled out his Sturm 21.
"Eat led Mother Buzzer!" he shouted as the furiously shot around the battle field.
"I'll help ya' buddy!!" Mathew shouted as he threw a Grenade.
The Grenade explosion tossed sevel tediz down to the Bank of the Fortress.
"Score!! Score!" Mathew yelled.
But as the Mathew and Gary Shot the tediz, a hidden grunt was aiming through his scope directly at Gary.
The Tediz had his finger on the trigger and was sweating with exitment.
"3.. 2..1.." The Tedi said glaring at gary through the scope.
He was about to pull the Trigger but the SHC stormed in and shot the Tedi.
The Tedi gasped for Air, "Tick Tock.." He said while staring at the SHC back up squad.
The Tedi Glanced at The SHC General and held out a pad with a red button on it.
He click the button and The Torture chamber roof Ticked.
"No!!" The General Shouted as he ran up to the Tedi, "Stupid Mother Bucket!" The General Yelled while kicking the Tedi in the head, killing him instantly..
"uh.. Gary!!!" Mathew Yelled while pointing to a hidden Bomb.
The bomb Began to Tick faster and Mathew and Gary's eye's Widened as they knew this would be the end.
"oh.. Sh" Gary Began.
The Torture chamber roof Blew up, And a massive explosion was seen across the whole Battle field.
Unbelievably Gary and Mathew survived the Explosion, they were Tossed into the air But still alive.
"AAARRRGH!!" They both yelled as they were about to crash down on the hard concrete floor of the Torture Chamber.
As they fell, There life flashed before there eye's.
They crashed into a pile of crates, and straight threw the floor.
They began to fall even more, and Gary Slowly became uncontios.
They crashed on some Mud, And lay there for 20 minutes before coming contious again.
"I would of thought we would've died..." Gary said Dopish.
"I would've too" john said as he jumped down and landed on the Mud.
"John!" Mathew said slowly.
"Yep, The SHC went to my side ASAP, they made this new thing called Self Heal, pretty sick ey?" John Said Smoothly.
John then raced over to gary, And healed him.
"Urrgh" Gary Yelped as the Needle went into him.
"It's so fast even the needle hole will heal soon!" John Said as the jumped over to Mathew.
As the three were re-united, They got up and Tried to find a way out.
"There's no way out!" Mathew shouted.
"Thats what Grenades are for! .. And blowing up people.. FIRE IN THE HOLE!" John yelled as he pelted the grenade at a wall.
As the wall cracked, Gary Kick it, Forcing it to collapse.
There eye's widened as they stared at not an exit, But a portal...